August 10, 2012

Here is the conversation that I’ve been having with the conglomerate for more than 2 years:

Starting with facts of physiology with which the conglomerate is obsessed:

–Vaginas usually have some smell to them.  Sometimes they have fluid in them.


Here’s my response:


You don’t say.  That is FASCINATING.  I bet that nobody ever noticed that before.  Also, that you never stop talking about it and that you almost never talk about anything else makes you seem not only respectful of women but also devastatingly intelligent.




Copyright L. Kochman, August 10, 2012 @ 4:16 p.m.