September 17, 2012

Today, I’m using a computer that is slow about uploading pictures, so I have a few minutes while each one is uploading to think about other things.

Lately, I’ve been thinking that, if it wouldn’t be irresponsible to spend the time and camera memory on it, I could, as a joke, make a video called “Wattle Porn.”  I could make a video of just my neck, without making it sexual.  That would be the point of the video; I would show off my wattle, without being sexual at all, and maybe set the video to music.

Here’s another instance in which I have a chance to dislike the conglomerate all over again; I want to use the word “tasteful” to describe the music to which I’d set the video that I’ve described here, and, as I have many times over the past 2 years, am hesitant to use that word.

It’s the right word for the paragraph before the last one.  That paragraph should have ended with the words “tasteful music.”

 

Copyright L. Kochman, September 17, 2012 @ 2:45 p.m.